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Vol. I · No. 5 Monday, April 10, 2051

The Motor City Dispatch

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Hal Strothers

National baseball columnist for The Motor City Dispatch

3 stories · most recent April 10, 2051

The Spring Training Meat Grinder Spares No One

Front offices spend the winter preaching patience. They talk about player development and building from within. Then the …

Blown Elbows and Broken Bones: The Annual Spring Panic

Every March, front offices act shocked when meaningless exhibition games break their expensive toys. It is 2051, and the …

Million-Dollar Arms, Ten-Cent Brains

We spend all winter debating pitching mechanics. We obsess over spin rates and treat these guys like spun glass on the …